You Stupid Bitch

There's not another rhythm,

Like you stupid fucking bitch,

Nothing else in language,

Nearly quite as rich.

You stupid fucking this,

And you stupid fucking that,

I was not brought up to swear,

But you stupid fucking twat,

Can't you hear the rhythm?

The scansion just as rare,

As anyone who judges,

Judges fair and square.

You stupid fucking bitch,

You stupid fucking bitch,

Nothing else in language,

Nearly half as rich.

Not hypocrite, not stupid cunt,

Has nearly half the rancor,

Not lying prick, or fucking runt,

Or dick, or two-faced wanker.

Stupid bitch, you stupid bitch,

No, nothing else in language,

Has half the class or scansion,

Than you stupid fucking bitch,

You stupid fucking bitch,

There you are,

Living alone,

In your stupid fucking mansion.